Saja Fujoshi Bait
A song in honor of my sister, not quite a femcel but damn near close.
Lyrics
“Saja Boy Bait”
Saja boys, Saja boys,
Pretty little trap toys,
Hair so soft, eyes so coy,
Built to ruin someone’s joy.
They know just how to pose,
Sad eyes, perfect clothes,
Lonely fujoshi hearts explode,
Down the rabbit hole they go.
Saja boys, bait on the line,
For girls who read too much online.
My sister saw one, lost her mind,
Said, “That one’s sad, so he is mine.”
She’s known one man, maybe one touch,
Now anime boys got her doing too much.
Saying, “He’s broken, I can tell,”
Girl, that’s a drawing, please get well.
Saja boys with the tragic stare,
Tiny waist and haunted hair.
One soft glance, one trembling sigh,
Now she’s writing fanfic till she dies.
Saja boys, bait on the line,
For girls who read too much online.
My sister saw one, lost her mind,
Said, “That one’s sad, so he is mine.”
Lonely ladies, gather round,
A new fake boyfriend has been found.
He won’t text back, he won’t call,
But he looks hot pinned to the wall.
Saja boys, Saja boys,
Pretty little trap toys.
Fujoshi hearts make so much noise,
All for the Saja boys.